patzimmy:

Anyone know a good Amish dating website?

ejbeachy:

Fun Fact: Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. They don’t need you to point it out to them. They know. Please stop. 

titlefightclub:

this will never let me down

foxnewsofficial:

i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas

WHEN MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS IS SINGLE

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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roachpatrol:

Dumbledore: We can’t let muggles know about us or bad stuff will happen!
Dumbledore: Lol owls. 

roachpatrol:

Dumbledore: We can’t let muggles know about us or bad stuff will happen!

Dumbledore: Lol owls. 

"Basically don’t be an asshole, k?"
me explaining inclusivity during my floor meeting tonight
A message from Anonymous
Why do girls always act like they know hockey?
A reply from official-nhl

Do you always generalize millions of people and act like a moronic dick curd?