Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
I’m sorry my outward appearance and standard behaviors confuse you. I know I’m an adult because I don’t have to ask for cookies. I just give them to myself.
…and then I dunk the cookies in wine while watching as much TV as I want…
i think every big titty + lil titty friendship has wished they could average out their titties between them